More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...