Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...