Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...