Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...