Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...