There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...