Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...