A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Dream flying planes
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...