The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...