Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...