Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...