Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
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English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer