You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...