God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...