The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...