Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...