Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...