Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...