Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...