A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...