Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...