Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...