Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Iraqi Pilots
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
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He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Cat jokes 08
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What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...