Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…