Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...