Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...