Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Aussies
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glow worm unhappy
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California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Read The Manual Please!
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Santa’s Pet Peeves
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