The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...