French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...