Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!