Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...