Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...