Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....