Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Naming your child
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Golf Shorts-4
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Unlocking your car
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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
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There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Three legged Donkey
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