Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....