Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Thankful he’s drunk
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How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...