Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...