The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
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Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...