The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...