There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
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A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
School dinners come on a plate!
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...