Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...