Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.