A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...