A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...