Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...