Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...