A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...