What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...