Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...