Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...